Wolkenkratzer

Sorry, but as long as I can‘t find English sayings/phrases and controversial words I‘ll keep posting German ones. Seems to be easier which isn‘t really surprising for German is my mother tongue. 

But I think this one actually does make sense in English too :)

Zaunpfähle

Sorry, but as long as I can‘t find English sayings/phrases and controversial words I‘ll keep posting German ones. Seems to be easier which isn‘t really surprising for German is my mother tongue. 

Animalistic

I keep drawing animals... don‘t ask me why. 

Ringelblume

Für alle, die‘s nicht wissen: Das hier ist eine Ringelblume. 

Sorry, but as long as I can‘t find English sayings/phrases and controversial words I‘ll keep posting German ones. Seems to be easier which isn‘t really surprising for German is my mother tongue. 

Pferdeapfel

Sorry, but as long as I can‘t find English sayings/phrases and controversial words I‘ll keep posting German ones. Seems to be easier which isn‘t really surprising for German is my mother tongue. 

Salt Sticks

On the train #1

This is what happens in my head every time I travel by train/plane/bus...

Feldstecher

Sorry, but as long as I can‘t find English sayings/phrases and controversial words I‘ll keep posting German ones. Seems to be easier which isn‘t really surprising for German is my mother tongue. 

Antiauthoritarian

Apparently my sister‘s friend was there when it happened in an Aldi store, although I've heard this story more than once in different variations so I guess it's just one of the many urban legends. 

btw Aldi is called Hofer in Austria. 

Sweet Traffic

Eggs

Hangman

Den Kopf hängen lassen? Wie würde das wohl aussehen? 

Self-perception

Just an old joke

Weather

BUCHHALTER

Whatever

Children...

Drop It

Children...

Bench

Children...

Adele

Another ‘awkward moment‘ I found.

Just imagine it :D
I couldn't help but think of the master of rolling himself: Rick 'Rollin' Astley
  

Comfortable

Just a funny ‘awkward moment‘ I found. 

Ghettoblaster 2.0

Keep Smiling

After some days/weeks of rainy, cloudy and dull weather I was so happy about the sunshine. I didn‘t even notice I was smiling while walking home. 

Thongs

I love my thongs!! I still have a tan from last year :)

Talking about thong tan: 

When I was in Australia I was told ,flip flops‘ are called ,thongs‘. 

I spoke to my dad and told him I got a thong tan. Unfortunately I didn‘t have time to explain further.

Dad: „What‘s a thong tan?“

me: „I can‘t explain now. Sorry. Just google it. I gotta go.“

And that was pretty much the worst idea ever. Next time I rang my dad he was like: „WHAT do you have?! A thong tan?“ He thought I was talking about this rather than about that:

Clouds

Flowers of love

How romantic.

Regional Differences

Another joke illustrated.

literal translation :) 

Germany: „Cream, would you please give me the cream?“ 

Austria: „Give me the bacon, you pig!“ 

Gravy

An old joke (which I think works better in German... but who cares? :D )

Endless

Oh... this makes me furious!

I believe I can fly

Occasionally our dog runs into walls, doors or whatever is there to run into, in the hope of catching a yummy little insect.

One Tree Hill

Goes along with this one. 

I also tried to colour it with water colour.

Koala

Before and after

Colours

Here are a few pictures I finally edited. I drew the sketches quite a while ago and somehow forgot about them. 

Gettin' Old

This was not my gran.

Dishwasher

He was seriously explaining how a dishwasher works (not aware that this one wasn't working properly – as described in the 1st window). 

Labour Pain

My mum could tell 1000 of funny stories about work.

Telly

Not quite sure if he was joking or not.

2 guys

Two little guys and just me playing around with Photoshop

Sushi

Everyday the same question

Roomies

Just a little look into my room... well... sort of