Dressed for winter

I prefer hot weather. The only place I like it cold is in my room when I‘m curling up in my warm and cosy bed. So I try to wear summer clothes as long as possible. Usually I almost freeze to death before I eventually get out my winter clothes. But it seems I just can‘t get it right. 

Either I‘m not wearing enough or I‘m wearing too much. 

Either I‘m freezing or I‘m melting away like a snowman in summer. 

See... if I lived in a hot country – preferably Australia of course – I wouldn‘t have to deal with such problems.